Describe yourself in 140 characters or less.
You know that guy in your office who’s always talking about movies and TV shows? I’m that guy.
What was your first Apple product?
30GB iPod Video – I won the iPod at post prom and I even remember Shayne, Computer Hardware’s General Manager, attempting to announce my name but he couldn’t read my horrible handwriting.
Which super power would you choose? Flight or invisibility?
Flight – I would never have to worry about searching for plane tickets and I would have an excuse to make plane noises. Vroom! Shhhhwish!
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I was once paid $35 to eat a cicada. Totally worth it.
What is your favorite Apple product?
My favorite Apple product is actually just a feature within Apple’s devices. I love me some Spotlight. I hate wasting time opening countless folders to get to my Word document of books I need to read. I just type away in Spotlight and BOOM. I’m there. Ultimate time saver.
You just survived an outing on the show Naked and Afraid. What’s your first meal back in civilization?
Double bacon cheeseburger topped with an over-easy, fried egg. Served with fries, cottage cheese and a tall beer from ZipLine. And for dessert I would have a Brownie Batter Blizzard with chocolate ice cream from Dairy Queen. I may have thought about this question several times.
If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Superman seems like the obvious answer, but he has to save the world and stuff. Sounds stressful. I’d much rather prefer the lest stressful life of Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock.
If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
I’m going with Chris Harrison, the host of The Bachelor, so I could ask him how he managed to snag the world’s easiest job.
Choose one electronic device to describe yourself and explain why.
TV. I admittedly watch too much TV. But dangit, I love it so much!